Friday, February 17, 2012

The Middle: July 25-August 4




"Come again?"

That was my response. I was standing inside Jack London Station in Oakland and had just been told that Amtrak did not know where my bike was. 

I had recently made my way north from San Diego, Anaheim and Los Angeles. In these places I had my bicycle with me. When I reached the bay area I did not. What I had been doing was putting my bike in a box and checking it. Then, after reaching my destination, I claimed my box, assembled my bike, and rode to wherever I needed to go. It was in Oakland that I went to get my bike-in-a-box only to find that it hadn't made the trip with me.

Initially, I experienced some serious discomfort with this situation. Then I quickly allowed myself to be calmed by the reassurances provided by the folks at Amtrak. They told me that 'the package' was still in L.A. but that it would easily arrive at the station by the time I left Oakland for Denver in three days. I trusted that things would be taken care of and knew I'd be able to get around San Francisco/Oakland via BART and Muni quite easily. So I left, but fully expected to see my bike at my next departure.

Departure time: I strolled into Jack London Station at 6:00am to claim my bicycle and board the train for Sacramento by 7:00. That's when I was told by the Amtrak agent behind the counter that she had no idea what I was talking about or where my bike was.

"Come again?"

Alright, so my hand was forced. I was to head towards Denver without getting my bicycle back in my possession. Although it is needless to elaborate on the topic, it is important to point out that I was very concerned. I was shocked and chagrined. Where the hell was my bike? At this moment I was thinking that I could care less about how I was going to continue my tour without the Jamis, I just wanted it back.

Eventually I was able to calm down. Time was a big factor in helping me achieve a small degree of serenity. Spending all of your waking moments fuming and fulminating is not conducive to a healthy lifestyle, let alone a dream vacation. Really, who wants to spend their time being upset? Not me.

So I settled in for the most majestic ride I've ever taken -- train, plane, or automobile. The California Zephyr made its way up and over two mountain ranges that are as beautiful as they are formidable (just ask the Donner party). I guess there are some plains of salt and just plain desolation in between the two sets of mountains, but Amtrak wisely schedules its trains to pass through this region when it is conveniently dark outside.

Denver awaited just beyond the second series of stoic summits and was where I planned to disembark. Although this trip was a dream come true for me and every destination filled me with excitement, I was especially enthusiastic about my return to Denver. I called this city my home for four years and it has a special place in my heart and memory. I remember packing up the Saturn with all of my belongings, followed by my sister Holly in her black Honda Civic, and making the move across the country full of both thrill and anxiety. 

Now neither Holly, nor myself, live there. But until this past December my older sister Ali and her husband John did. I also have a few old friends that remain a mile high. It's true. So I was indeed excited to get to Denver, reconnect with familiar faces, and enjoy the comforts of family. Again, the themes of my vacation (baseball and alternative transportation) were overshadowed in my own mind by more social aspects of the journey. Plus, I'd get to see the two best Golden Retrievers in the west: Amigo and Gia.




It was on to Denver.



Train:

 
July 26: California Zephyr -- Sacramento to Denver (33 hours, 1315 miles)

I had made it to Sacramento on the Capitol Corridor line from Oakland's Jack London station. It was from Sacramento (which has a roomy station and a nice downtown) that I boarded the Zephyr at 11am, setting up a lovely afternoon ride up the Sierra Nevadas on the first transcontinental rail line painstakingly built by thousands of Chinese immigrants 145 years ago. I have trouble imagining a more spectacular train ride in the continental United States than the western sections of the California Zephyr.



One of the nice things that the folks at Amtrak do is to tri-coordinate departure times with geographic sections of intrigue and daylight. By departing in the morning the Zephyr makes its way through both the Sierras and the Rockies during daylight hours. They know what they're doing, because the train offers an easy, relaxed, and unique perspective to view these majestic mountains. It's like an episode of Planet Earth right outside your window to whatever soundtrack you choose. Mine was Air's Moon Safari.




In American grade schools we all heard the story of the transcontinental railroad. One group of men started building a line in the east and raced another group of men building from the west. Then both sides finally met at Promontory Point in Utah in May of 1869 and drove through the golden spike to solidify the technological feat of the century.

In the scholastic explanation of the toils of the railroad workers there was mention of the unbelievably difficult conditions that the men had to endure. But as a child I had no frame of reference for, nor the desire to understand what that all meant. Now as a man that has spent time doing many different jobs (some easy, some hard) and living in a myriad of conditions, my appreciation for the work all those Chinese immigrants did exceeds accurate description.  It may sound a bit cheesy, but I found it difficult to travel through any of the numerous tunnels without an inner "thank you" to the engineers (Judah, Strong, Montegue) and the big four financiers (Stanford, Huntington, Hopkins, Crocker). But I am most grateful for the many many men that worked everyday (sometimes with progress as little as 18 inches a day) so that today I can travel in the utmost comfort and leisure over places as historically formidable as Donner Pass.






People:



Valerie and Bryce- From Sacramento to Reno I hung out with this super mom/son combo. Bryce is a 14 year-old frog-loving, curly haired redhead named for Bryce Canyon. Valerie is a kind, intelligent, thoughtful writer at heart that has headed back to school to pursue a teaching career at the junior college level. They were incredibly nice, but hadn't spent much time on the train before. Fortunately, I was able to show them how to kick up their footrests and in doing so, we got to talking about some very interesting topics.


Valerie and Bryce had reservations in the lunch car and they invited me to join them for a meal. After a cheers to our first dining car experience, we talked about Bryce's wonderful website (www.frogsabound.org).  I was impressed with his work and the site, which talks about everything you'd ever want to know about frogs. Did you know there are over 5000 known species of frogs worldwide? Next we conversed about writing and how practicing it frequently can actually change your brain by improving conversation skills, increasing confidence, and altering perspective. Finally we finished the meal on the topic of teachers; what makes a good one; the difficulty of their jobs in a test happy environment; and in the wake of the happenings in Wisconsin, their overall lack of respect. Does anybody truly believe that being a teacher is a gravy train job? After we finished eating, Valerie graciously insisted on paying. Thank you Valerie. It was great to meet you and Bryce.





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Train Brain

After awhile on the train I fall into a pleasant condition that I'm referring to as train brain. In my experiences so far, train brain only occurs after at least 24 consecutive hours of rail riding. Here are some of the symptoms of train brain:

-Distorted vision: After looking out the window for so long, sedentary objects (a wall, the floor, etc.) inside the train appear to move sideways.

-Zen state: Everything seems to fall into place nicely and neatly, while time disappears. Well, that is an overstatement, but time definitely takes a back seat.

-Frequent dozing: The rocking back and forth is very soothing and puts me to sleep. However, I will only doze for about 15 or 30 minutes and I wake with unusually high energy and focus after a nap. Then, as a new project (music listening, conversation, reading, writing) continues the energy slowly fades until I am ready for another brief snooze. The whole cycle seems to take 2 hours.

-Lowered social inhibitions: When I am not on a train there are times when I like to engage strangers in conversation, getting to know them while practicing social skills. Of course there are times when I enjoy simply keeping to myself, maybe because I don't have the energy required to be a good conversationalist. During train brain this becomes confused and I speak to strangers as if I've known them for years with no care for whether or not I'm engaged or engaging. There is no pressure to cast yourself as an interesting person to speak to, nor is there any internal judging going on inside my head. I walk around and speak to whoever about whatever captures my attention. It is very much like being in a home filled with family members who already know who you are.

-Understanding: Traveling by airplane is a lot like being told the end of a story. Or better yet, just an abbreviated version of a story.  On the other hand, a train is more like taking the time to read a whole novel or watch an entire movie.  Yes cliff notes (oops, I'm showing my age), I mean sparknotes, are quicker, more efficient and you can hear more stories in less time. But looking out the window at the ever-changing topography, geography, climate and culture is like the beginning of the story. The train traveler approaches his or her destination full of context. And what is it that makes a story so good? Well, it's understanding isn't it? Understanding the characters; their motivations; the dos and don'ts, the cans and cannots of the setting; understanding everything that occurred to make the ending possible is why I like to read.

-Sustained hunger: I am constantly hungry when dealing with train brain. Last stretch I devoured a package of peanuts, four cans of sardines, an entire box of triscuits, three bananas, half a pack of sunflower seeds, an oj, an aj, a tj, and two granola bars.

-Power: After watching people board and deboard while remaining on the same train I develop a sense of ownership over the car that I'm assigned to. I walk up and down the aisle telling the new riders how it's going to be. Not really, but it's fun to pretend.

-Lack of photography discretion: I'll take pictures of anything. It's like I've exhausted any filter for what is and what isn't a good picture. I wouldn't be surprised if I posted a picture of my feet on facebook soon.

Here's one of the 50 photos/videos that I took out the window in full blown train brain:




People:



Will, Lane, Mariel, and Jeremy- I met this bunch around 2007 in Crested Butte, CO. We used to have quite a bit of fun together. It's hard not to have fun in Crested Butte, but I'm pretty sure that I could have a good time with these guys anywhere. Some fun things that come to mind: dominating the jukebox at the Talk of the Town (we liked to play the long version of CCR's "Heard It Through The Grapevine" to get our money's worth), sitting in my underwear on the "no pants" couch, 40's and euchre, and of course the chest-deep pow. The crew has dispersed and stretched out to the nether regions of the world, so not everybody from the mountain days is here in Denver. Major players that were missed include Anne, Sarah, Kendall, Megan, Kelly, Nate, Eve, and Kathryn. I'm sure to see Kathryn in Boston and am hoping that Nate and maybe even Eve will make a cameo as well.


Will, Lane, me, Mariel, Jeremy


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Trivia Time

The trivia squad

Last night I went to play some trivia in Denver. Our team name was "Baseball Games, Trains & No Automobiles" and we were a foursome composed of myself and three other fantastic friends: Lane, Mariel, and Will. It was a heated back and forth contest for all 8 rounds. We finished in 3rd with 72 points, 3 behind the 1st place team. It was a blast and I thought I'd throw some baseball trivia onto the blog today:


How many times has Halley's Comet passed the Earth since the Cubs last won a World Series?

What 2B/SS combo has turned more double plays than any other?


What player was forced to abruptly end his baseball days with a career average of .356?

What pitcher had the most wins in the 1980's?

How many times did Joe DiMaggio strike out during his 56 game hitting streak?

When asked what his secret to winning was, Casey Stengel replied, "I never play a game without my man." To whom was Stengel referring?

Name 5 Bill Veeck stunts.

Name three teams that have installed solar panels somewhere in their home ballpark.

Who was the last switch-hitting MVP in the American League?

What did Jeffrey Leonard do to infuriate Cardinal pitchers in the 1987 NLCS?


*Answers*
Twice
Lou Whitaker and Alan Trammell
Shoeless Joe Jackson
Jack Morris (162 wins)
DiMaggio struck out 5 times
Yogi Berra
Brought Eddie Gaedel to the plate (he was a midget), put the White Sox in short pants, grandstand managers day (the fans decided when the team stole, bunted, pulled pitchers, etc.), disco-demolition night, made Harry Caray sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", and the first exploding scoreboard just to name a few
Arizona, Boston, and Colorado come to mind. The new look Miami Marlins will have a state of the art "green" stadium as well.
The AL MVP in 1971 was a pitcher, Vida Blue.
After hitting a home run he rounded the bases with "one flap down."



Games:


*August 1: Coors Field -- Denver, CO

Philadelphia    4
Colorado        3



My bike was still in California somewhere, so I rode Mariel's bike downtown to the stadium to get rockpile tickets for everybody. The rockpile is a Colorado thing. There is a bleacher section in deeeeep center field where spectators can sit for only $4. Generally, these seats attract a lot of younger fans and the area is quite a bit of fun. I was excited to be back in line at Coors Field, buying up a mess of tickets for me and my old buddies.

Coors Field is one of my favorite places to watch a game. Not only is it a fantastic ballpark, but it occupies a special place in my heart because I've probably seen more ballgames there than any other stadium. The swirl of nostalgia, seeing friends, checking off my seventh stadium, and knowing the terrain helped generate an atmosphere of expectation unlike any of the other games I had so far attended.

Part of knowing the terrain is knowing where to go before the game. In Denver I like to head to McCormick's. My friend Eric and I discovered their pregame happy hour back in 2004-5. It's a classy place with good beer, excellent food and prices that'll make you shimmie-hah in your seat. My friend Jeremy, who lives up in Fort Collins, made the drive down a little before game time and we met at McCormick's for warm ups.

After getting limber, Jeremy and I headed down to the field to meet up with Mariel, Lane and Will. I've seen Rockies' games with this crew before and always have a good time. I expected nothing less than pure elation this time around.




For our part, we knew that the Rockies weren't going anywhere this season. It had been disappointing to say the least, and on top of the season-long frustrations, Colorado had just traded away its staff ace, Ubaldo Jimenez. With all of this in mind, we prepared to root for the home team like the National League pennant was on the line.

The Rockies' opponent was the team with the best record in baseball, the Philadelphia Phillies. Only recently have the Phillies become any good. Sure they had a nice season in the 80s and one again in the 90s. Overall though, Philadelphia's record rivals that of perennial heart-breakers like the Chicago Cubs and Cleveland Indians. Now Phillies' fans are attaching themselves to this new phenomenon of winning like Dr. Claw attached himself to the prospect of getting Gadget next time. And much like the villain from that old cartoon they are loud, obnoxious and always in the way.


So it was with a light heart and a cheshire grin that we watched the Rockies take an early 2-0 lead when Seth Smith smacked a two-run homer off of Philadelphia starter Cole Hamels. The lead held as Rockies' pitcher, Jhoulys Chacin allowed only three hits through six innings. One of those hits was a Chase Utley double down the line in right field that looked like it would score Shane Victorino. However, as the Philly center fielder raced around third, Smith rose to the occasion again for the home team and started a perfect relay by firing a laser beam strike to 2B Mark Ellis who whirled and fired home to get Victorino at the plate.

Philadelphia eventually plated one in the top of the seventh, but Chris Iannetta and the Rockies answered right back with a solo home run in the bottom of the inning. I was having a blast. I'm sure that Lane, Mariel, Will, Jeremy, and myself didn't stop talking and laughing the whole time. On top of it all the Rockies were actually winning. The eighth inning came and went without any scoring. It was 3-1 heading into the ninth.

The Rockies' closer, Huston Street, trotted in from the bullpen and everything looked in its right place for a Colorado victory. I'll admit that I anticipated a Rockies' win with as much fervor as I anticipated Philadelphian dejection (city of brotherly love, my ass). Raul Ibanez struck out, one down. Placido Polanco flied out to center field, two away. Then Phillies' catcher, Carlos Ruiz doubled and the tying run came to the plate. Charlie Manuel, the Philadelphia manager, elected to send rookie John Mayberry up to pinch hit. Street got two strikes and everybody was on their feet. Colorado fans cheered for victory while Philadelphia hooligans drunkenly belched that God's wishes were but one long ball away. It was at this point that I leaned into Lane and told her that I'd be okay if Philadelphia tied things up. This was because I was having so much fun that the possibility of extra innings was extremely attractive. I just didn't want things to end and they didn't... yet.

Mayberry hit a 3-2 pitch into the left field stands and Coors Field immediately split in two. Hometown supporters incredulously fell back into their seats while too many other spectators took their shirts off and whooped like soup-drenched orangutans. I had made a mistake. Clearly it was my fault for wishing that the game be extended, and in doing so I provided fuel for the testosterone-laden fire now scorching one of my favorite ballparks. "Shit!" I exclaimed with a sheepish simper. I asked for it and I got it.

It's funny how sometimes a thing will happen and you know right then what will follow. When Steve Bartman precluded Cubs left fielder, Moises Alou, from making an out in the eight inning of the 2003 NLCS, everybody knew that the Cubs had lost their chance to go to their first World Series since 1945. Even when the Cubs were ahead three games to two, at home, and ahead in the game at the time -- the future seemed written. This also happened when Bill Buckner missed the ground ball in the '86 series: there was one more game to be played, but everyone knew the Mets would win it.

I felt the same thing after Mayberry's home run. Sure enough, the Rockies were unable to take advantage of Seth Smith's lead off single in the bottom of the ninth and left him standing at third when the inning was over. Then Philadelphia's Shane Victorino smoked a solo shot to start the 10th. The Rockies went down 1-2-3 in the bottom of the 10th and the game was suddenly over.





Bike:


Aug 1: Denver's Cherry Creek Trail (10 miles)



I rode this trail to work and back everyday during the election season of 2008. That was a stressful job that eventually pushed my away from politics and out of the campaign world. I vividly remember the early morning rides, arriving to open up the office covered in sweat and happy about it. Even more than that I recall being dowsed by the sprinklers on my late night sojourns back to Vine Street, often after putting in a 14-hour day filled with ridiculous problems and hasty solutions. Those commutes kept me sane, or at least allowed me to feign sanity until Election Day.

I love this trail, obviously. Starting by the REI and kayak park, it winds through downtown Denver, under street level, along the banks of Cherry Creek passing just south of Capitol Hill, just north of Wash Park and out to Aurora (a southeastern neighbor of Denver). I'm not sure how far it actually goes. The trail could very well extend beyond Aurora onto the plains of Eastern Colorado continuing further, all the way up to the base of Mons Olympus for all I know. The Cherry Creek trail is one of the things that I really miss about Denver and one of the reasons that I enjoy bicycling in the mile high city so much.

This day I took my friend Mariel's bike from my sister's house in Wash Park up to Coors Field and back. As I rode I thought about how every city should try to develop trails like this. Indeed many are. Tangentially from there I considered future cities full of scenic bike paths and reliable, accessible public transportation like light rails, streetcars, water taxis, ferries, and buses. Wandering even further I buzzed with excitement thinking about all of the possibilities and potential for us and our cities in the future. We could make some super-cool cities to live in! Rather than the rundown, "don't go there", donut-effect ghost-towns we see so frequently in the midwest; let's first imagine the improbable, then use our exercised imaginations to make our visions possible by returning our cities back to a human-centered approach in the stead of an automobile-centered layout.

Soon I was dismounting from Mariel's bike and buying tickets to the Rockies game for me and my friends due to arrive in a couple of hours, also on bicycles. We ended up having a great time at the game and said goodbye for another year or so. I rode back that evening listening to the babbles of Cherry Creek and thinking about what a nice night it was to be outside.


Denver:




Denver was a real nice stop for me. I had completed my first three weeks and seen all of the California ballparks, so I was really starting to get the feel of how this trip was going to be. Because the Rockies wouldn't play a home game for almost a whole week, Denver acted as a perfect reprieve that I used for collecting my energy and reflecting on what had occurred thus far. 


Another part of my time in Denver was spent impressing that girl Kate that was renting my room back in Portland. I had written about her in my blog post "My Mission in the Mission" and told her in an email that I enjoyed her San Franciscan suggestions. While at the Sacramento train station I texted her if there were any other missions I could attempt for her. Specifically I asked her to give me a topic or a subject that I could find and take a picture of and send to her. After complaining to me that she had better uses of her time, Katie instructed me: "Fine. Pie eating contest. Go." 





*I'd like to say thank you to the Denver County Fair and the Village Inn for helping me out on this one*





Train:




August 2: California Zephyr -- Denver to Chicago (28 hours, 1038 miles)

This one started rough. Due to rail work in the mountains the Zephyr pulled into Denver's makeshift train depot (Union Station is undergoing surgery until 2014) two hours behind schedule. At 9:30pm I climbed aboard and watched the train lurch ahead for about 50 yards, where it stopped and stayed for what felt like an hour. There were reports of electric failures causing the conductors to jump off and throw switches by hand as well as flooding far ahead in Nebraska.

I went downstairs, bought a Sierra Mist and filled the bottom of my my cup of ice with gin. I had to buy Diet Sierra Mist. I didn't care and topped it off anyway. My across-the-aisle buddy from Kansas and I were drunk before Ft. Morgan. It was one of those stupors that begins by promising brilliance but quickly descends into blankness. There are moments when being in a state of nothing can be quite pleasant, because even nothing can have color. Not tonight.

Only in retrospect have I decided that there are degrees of nothing. At the time I was too immersed in all of it that wasn't there to qualify everything that was not. Here I was on a grand cross-country adventure, presumably ecstatic at fulfilling a dream of mine, experiencing blank nothingness. Even if it was clean, at least that'd of been something. I couldn't even hoist myself to a dull turbidity, there wasn't anything to hold on to. I became agitated out of desperation.

During this swing from momentary brilliance, to nothingness, to anger I tried to compose a flirtatious email and was sure that I had failed miserably. So I deleted it. At least I thought I deleted it. Evidently the gin had me like a puppet and my fingers pressed send. The damn thing wasn't even finished. So there it went, my piece of shit attempt at cyberwooing flying through the ether surely to be met with disdain on the other end. And we were still in Colorado.

Nebraska came over like an uninvited and unwanted neighbor. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock... I tried to sleep through it, but was unable. The automatically closing door between cars was broken and continued opening and closing. Knock, knock, knock. The train stopped again. Finally I invited Nebraska in and told it to make itself at home. I wasn't interested in chatting and tried again, this time successfully, to fall asleep.

I awoke to Nebraska rolling past the window, immediately making me dizzy and sleepy. "Still here?" I stayed at attention for a good two or three minutes before I shifted the pillow and drifted off to sleep again.




"Finally Iowa." That's right. And along with Iowa I began to feel the drowsiness lift and a return to normalcy. There were new people on the train too. Kansas guy had left a long, long time ago. The trouble is that we had been re-routed around Omaha because of floods and so had every other train. The freights own the lines, so we just had to wait. We must have been in Iowa for 12 hours. I amused myself by making music videos out the train window. Some came out nicely.

Becky and Lauren saved me. We had talked a bit in our car, but didn't really get to know each other until we ate our free dinner (Amtrak was doing all they could to prevent a revolt) together. But by this time I was fine, so were my new friends.

Becky and Lauren are a mother/daughter combo that had planned on boarding in Omaha at dawn. But the train wasn't coming there because of the floods. Luckily for them the Zephyr was running behind schedule so they could be transported an hour west and with plenty of time to spare, still catch it at Lincoln. They were on their way to Illinois to see Becky's mother. Lauren was excited because her grandmother always makes such a fuss over her and shows her off to all of her friends. I can see why. Lauren is one of the coolest 14 year-olds I've ever met. We chatted, told each other jokes, became facebook friends and I showed Lauren how to make music videos out the train window.

They departed and I was left with the final three hours to ruminate on the previous 25. By this time there was no chance of catching my connection to Toledo (even with a backup of five hours built in) so there was no point in worrying about that business. Amtrak had assured all 175 connection-missers that we would be put up in a hotel for the night. They stood by their word while also offering to cover cab fare and the next day's meals.

Standing in front of the toilet in my hotel room, I swayed back and forth without moving. I rocked, not like a hurricane, more like Neil Young with soul in my eye and a toothbrush in my mouth. I slipped under the sheets at Chicago's South Loop Hotel around 3:30am, 33 hours after arriving at the Denver train station. My head hit the pillow like a Mallard landing on a frozen lake and I have a suspicion that it was all very much worth it.


People:


Becky and Lauren- These two endured the hours and hours of Iowa with me. I've nothing against Iowa. I think it's a lovely state. I do. However, when the train you're on can't seem to make it through the state you're in, sometimes a little help is needed to keep your spirits up. Becky and Lauren did the trick. They were fun to hang out with. We ate dinner together in the dining car, talked about why we need to support our teachers and made music videos while hanging out in the observation car. Lauren is about the coolest 14-year old I've ever met. Which means that Becky must be a great mom. Based on our ten hours together I'm sure she is.


Sunday, February 5, 2012

The Middle: July 18-July 25


I left Henry’s house and told San Diego to “stay classy.” Heading up the coast I was thinking back on my time in Arizona with my dad. Sitting on the train I wrote a blog post about Derek Jeter and how I felt he should have attended the All-Star Game. The game meant a lot to me and I wished it had meant as much to him. Why was it important to me?
There are many reasons why I think baseball games are fun. Those reasons are intensified when it comes to something as cool as the All Star Game. But it was because I went to the game with my dad, the guy who taught me to love baseball, that the experience was special. At the core of my enjoyment was something very human: shared experience.
I started to recognize this as my track turned north. My steadfast focus on sponsorship and being a righteous steward for alternative transportation was beginning to mellow. In its stead were the desires to meet interesting people, reconnect with old pals, and to be shown what it was that these people enjoyed about their cities. When it came time to blog about what was on my mind I was choosing to write about the good times I kept having with all of my friends. The relationships, however fleeting or rusty, and their linkage with my quest to see baseball in 27 different cities was what was really exciting me.
Speaking of relationships, by this time I was starting to get the feeling that I could be at the cusp of a relationship that was romantic in nature. In fact, it was when I was in Los Angeles at dinner with Blue and Tess that I first dared to mention that I “might actually like someone.” I was speaking about my sub leaser, Kate. She was on my mind because I had taken advantage of a couple of situations to exchange some emails with her, and they were going very well. First I sent her a Happy Bastille Day note that had initiated a flirtatious back and forth.* Secondly I was looking for suggestions of what to do while I was in San Francisco. Since Kate had recently moved from San Francisco to Portland I thought she could point me in the right direction. She did.

*Katie's birthday is Bastille Day


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A week after my first All-Star game and I still miss Jeter

It has been a week now since my Dad and I took in the midsummer classic in Phoenix and I'm still buzzing from it. Dad and I had a fantastic time. The game was a very special event that generated an energy in me I'm finding too difficult to describe. I loved seeing all of the best players (in theory anyway) and being there with the guy that taught me about the game. But for all of the excitement and wonder that I experienced, as I look back there is something else that I need to say.

For many years now there has been talk of the game of baseball and the waning of its popularity. In Phoenix that was difficult to detect; baseball appeared alive and well.  For good reason too. The Major League Baseball All-Star Game is one of the best sporting events there is. Unfortunately that appearance of vitality was soon tainted. Where was Derek Jeter?

The tradition of the All-Star game in baseball is rich and seminal. Other sports attempt to emulate baseball's invention, but fail to capture its spirit. There are several reasons for this, but none more prominent than the fact that baseball, at its core, is a game of individual contests. Sure each player is on a team and teammates help each other win.  But the essential ingredient in baseball is the contest between pitcher and hitter. The All-Star game showcases the pinnacle of these contests: the best hitters against the best pitchers.  It's a lineup of individual greatness taking on individual greatness for three straight hours. Speaking strictly as a fan of the game I can't think of anything much better than watching these greats compete against each other (Carl Hubbell vs. Babe Ruth, Warren Spahn vs. Ted Williams, Roy Halladay vs. Derek Jeter?).

Wait, no Derek Jeter this year. I know A LOT has been written about this and it is old news now, but I wanted to add my two cents.  I love the game of baseball and enjoy people that play it well. I respect Derek Jeter for all that he has accomplished and think he has been very good for the game. I like the game so much that I traveled over 1,000 miles to celebrate its top achievers.  Bodaciously, my father joined me in the celebration from over 1,000 miles away in another direction. There were many things about the game that we were looking forward to.  But as the date approached we kept talking about one thing: will Jeter have 3,000 in time for Phoenix? I was so excited to have an opportunity to see and honor a 3,000 hit man on the stage built for the greatest active players, that I actually watched Yankees' games. Then he got it, and in such dramatic fashion that I was swept away and became a Derek Jeter fan.

But that didn't last very long. Derek Jeter, a man who makes millions upon millions of dollars playing the game of baseball, an enterprise supported solely by the appreciation of its fans, did not show at the one event intended to celebrate those very fans and the reverie they have for their favorite players.  I've never had any sympathy for a baseball player that doesn't come to the All-Star game. Especially ones that were voted in by the fans. Especially ones that were voted in by the fans and just got their 3,000th hit. Especially ones that were voted in by the fans, just got their 3,000th hit, and don't have the on-field performance to warrant a position in the lineup (but have been voted in all the same because the fans want to SEE you).

Come on Derek, it's the All-Star game. It is one of those special things about baseball that sets it apart from the other sports. How is baseball supposed to retain its spot as the national pastime if one of its greatest ambassadors won't even show up?



Bike:


July 19: San Luis Rey River Trail (18 miles)


I was feeling a bit restless, a little on the quiet side, and rather lethargic. At this point in my life I've come to recognize these signs as symptoms of a lack of exercise. This has been a very good discovery for me because a remedy isn't usually too far away. On Tuesday night the cure was a sunset ride along a very nice trail.

I assumed the bike path would take me along the coastline and I thought a ride along the shore would be a great way to take in the sunset. Almost immediately the trail turned inland and took me away from the water, and the sun.  Initially I was disappointed and considered turning around to see if I could find a road to keep me near the shoreline. As soon as the thought of making an about-face came to me it floated away. I was taken in by the flocks of seabirds flying as silhouettes against the backdrop of a rose-yellow sky. The smells from the trees and abundant plant life filled my head and I quickly discovered I had a desire to go further.

The idea of watching the sunset over the Pacific still intrigued me and I figured that I could go out for 2 miles, turn around, and still make it back in time. Before I knew it I was on mile 3 and didn't care to change course. The trail followed some railroad tracks before creeping up to the south bank of the San Luis Rey River. Why not open it up a bit and let it rip for a couple miles?

Mile 5 came and again I decided against turning around. I was having fun exploring the new territory, breathing hard, and seeing what was around the next corner. I went past the basketball courts of Guajome County Park and saw a girl's team at soccer practice.  As I sped by I wondered if they were inspired by the U.S. National team and how they felt about being part of an exciting new American tradition.

At each new mile I decided that the next mile would be where I turned around. None of these decisions stuck around for very long. The sun was down now and the dragonflies came out. I almost caught one right in the eye. Somehow I shimmied my face to the left quickly enough to take a shot full of buzzing insectitude goodness to my right ear. "Sokay? Sokay. Salright? Salright." And the path spit me out into a neighborhood at mile 8.

Why not tool around the neighborhood for a bit? Even though the sun was down it was still light outside. The area looked to be an established middle-class community that reminded me of the old neighborhood in Waterville, OH where we used to round up guys to shoot hoops behind the library. As I was daydreaming about taking O'Hare to the hole and hitting turn around jumpers over "The Funk" I saw up ahead that the path picked back up.

There were many people out using the bike route. I saw bike riders breaking sweats, laughing with spouses or just enjoying the evening. Families walked together with tricycles full of kids and wagons full of toys and freshly picked flowers. Friends ran alongside one another discussing the things they didn't want to discuss with anybody else. It was obvious that I was not the only one enjoying this inexpensive, private, convenient and usefully paved path through the natural preserves and backyards of southern California. We weren't distracted by any stop signs, revving engines, or honking horns. Instead, it was just a nice place to leave all of those things behind.

I took the trail for another mile to where it ended. I saw a traffic light with a lineup of cars waiting for their red light to change to green.  I thought, "My signal has been green this whole time." That's when I finally decided to turn around and head back.


Train:

July 19 and 21: Pacific Surfliner -- San Diego/Oceanside/Anaheim/L.A. (4 hours, 120 miles)

I love this little commuter train up and down the coast. To ride costs very little money and it got me to where I needed to be. One of the perks was that it dropped me right at Angels Stadium. I picked up the train from Oceanside in the morning and took it up to Anaheim. Then, after the game I re-boarded and wound up in L.A. What a great way to get from place to place. I wish there more places with trains like this.



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Ted Williams: greatest fisherman ever?

Last night I turned on the tv and watched the Padres whip the Marlins 14-3. Sometimes, if the announcers are crafty, these are great games to watch simply for the stories that are told to make up for the lack of anything competitive occurring on the field. Such was the case last night with Dick Enberg and Mark Grant.

Somewhere around the 6th inning the guys started swapping stories about the self-proclaimed "greatest hitter of all time": Ted Williams. They talked about Williams and laughed about how his ability to hit was rivaled only by his ability to talk. "But what about fishing?", Grant asked Enberg. "Did you ever get to go fishing with him?" Enberg replied that he hadn't but someone he knew had.

Enberg continued to say that Teddy Ballgame was a hell of a fisherman. This was a fact that was not lost on Williams himself. Evidently at one point Ted turned to Enberg's lucky friend and, imitating the cocky proclamation of his younger self asserted, "I'm the greatest fisherman to have ever lived." Enberg's friend asked, "What about Jesus?" To which Williams replied, "Well, you had to go back a hell of a long way!"



People:


James- I met James back in 2007 in Crested Butte. I hadn't seen him since. He's living in LA doing his thing at a recording studio. I know a few people in LA that moved there from somewhere else. All of then love it and James is no exception. 

I took the train from the south, James from the north. We met at the station for Angels' Stadium. This park was incredibly convenient to get to. The train essentially drops you in the parking lot and it only costs $6 coming from LA. Why doesn't everybody take the train there?
 

We saw one of the fastest played games possible. I think it lasted less than 2 hours 30 minutes. But we had enough time to drink some beers and chat about everything from the bewitching, mercurial, labyrinthian splendor that is woman to our old mountain days. We reveled in our achievement of similar viewpoints through contrasting experiences. Sometimes two people just know what the hell they're talking about. Cheers James! 




Games: 



*July 21: Angels Stadium of Anaheim or 'The Big A' -- Anaheim, CA 

Texas            0
LA Angels     1








Man this game sped by. As soon as we sat down it felt like we were in the fourth inning. That's because we were watching two of the best pitcher's in the American League, Jered Weaver and C.J. Wilson. They didn't mess around either. Going straight after every hitter, outs were being made every time you sipped your beer. 

I also remember some really excellent catches. The best was made by Ian Kinsler, the Rangers second baseman. It was early on in the game, maybe even the first inning, and Kinsler, racing backwards towards right field, tracked down a little Texas leaguer. He punctuated the play with a leaping grab that took him off of his feet so that he finished the catch with his belly on the ground, sliding away from home plate. 

The Rangers and Angels are developing a rivalry and these guys were playing hard. Kinsler wasn't the only one making diving grabs. The Angels rookie center fielder, Mike Trout, chased down a sinking line drive that brought the hometown fans to their feet. Incidentally it was also Mike Trout that brought smiles to the fans faces as they, angling for a laugh or two, reeled off one liners and puns associated with his last name. At least that's what was happening in our section.

Before we knew it the game was over. The Angels had won 1-0 on a run that was scored in the second inning. It was a heated contest and was exactly what I would expect out of two teams battling for the A.L. West crown with their aces on the mound. 

Time of game: 2:31 


*July 22: Dodger Stadium -- Los Angeles, CA

Washington   7
Los Angeles  2




Ah, Chavez Ravine. I had finally made it to the third oldest park in the majors. This stadium is the site of my all-time favorite baseball moment. 

The engines of the 1988 L.A Dodgers might have been Orel Hershiser and the pitching, but the team ran on Kirk Gibson. Gibby's high octane playing style propelled the Dodgers, improbably, to the World Series against the heavily favored Oakland A's. Unfortunately for the Dodgers and their fans, Gibson injured himself and was unable to play in the October classic. At least that's what we were told. 

In the bottom of the ninth of game one, with the A's ahead 4-3, Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda inserted Gibby into the line up as a pinch hitter to face A's closer Dennis Eckersley. With a man on Lasorda was looking for just one good swing. Nobody, including myself, thought Gibson had one to offer. Eckersley immediately got ahead in the count 0-2 before Gibson started battling back. He took two outside pitches for balls and fouled a strike off. With the count full Eckersley tried to sneak a backdoor slider past the hobbled hero:

"High fly ball into right field, she i-i-i-is... gone!! In a year that has been so improbable... the impossible has happened!" - Vin Scully

The game I was going to see wasn't quite so dramatic. The fifth place Dodgers were hosting the fourth place Washington Nationals and the stands weren't as full as I'd hoped. But the weather was perfect, the stadium was gorgeous, and the great American game of baseball was being played.  

It was actually a really good game. I was able to see Andre Eithier's sweet swing and the great Matt Kemp patrolling center field. Long ball Lannan was on the mound for the Nationals and pitched almost as well as he hit. He took Dodgers' starter Hiroki Kuroda deep to put Washington ahead 3-0 in the second inning. L.A. battled back with two runs in the fourth and it remained a tight, 3-2 game until the ninth. That was when Dodgers' reliever, Matt 'Meatball' Guerrier, gave up a bomb to Jerry Hairston. The Nationals pinch hit Hairston earlier in the game and left him in the lineup. It paid off as he smoked a grand slam over the left field wall and gave Washington an insurmountable ninth inning lead, 7-2.


People:



 

Blue- It is appropriate that I watched a Dodger game with my old friend. So many years ago now I used to call him by his middle name, Chris. His given first name is Blue and not only is that what he prefers to go by now, but it is also a symbol of the Dodgers. Their motto is: Think Blue. Although it was fine to call him Chris, I kept telling myself to "think Blue".

Other than the name, not a lot has changed since high school. Blue is still hilarious, astute, erudite, mildly inappropriate at times and kind. So is his wonderful wife, Tess, whom I met for the first time. They let me crash at their cozy and inviting West LA pad for two days. We went out and had a FANTASTIC burger at Father's Office, which is a very "LA" upscale pub with a great draught selection. I got to know Tess and learned about the days of the young couple's burgeoning romance and a bit about the life they've built together so far. It was an enjoyable time and for me a moment pregnant with hope for my own romantic future. I'm happy to report that loving, fun, respectful marriages are still alive and well.

I laughed quite a lot at (with) Blue and Tess over the two days and I hope I was able to provide a little humor for them as well. It felt good to laugh hard. Blue's baseball announcer (part Hank Azaria, part Vin Scully) had me bent over from hilarity for the first five innings of the game: "Here comes Jayson Werth who signed a $126 million deal in the off-season to prevent the Nationals from competing for a pennant this year"; "Kuroda kicks and deals to the listless Werth who's down 0-2 and has probably given up all hope for a hit this turn at bat"; "Friends remember that Thursday night is Let's See If We Can Win One night at Chavez Ravine. Come on down and show your support by staying at least five innings."

We traded Jayson Werth shots back and forth all night long with his friend Eric who also joined us. Of the four games yet, this one ranks number one for baseball banter. Players discussed included: Wade Boggs, Rick Sutcliffe, Lou Whitaker and Alan Trammell (you can't have one without the other) Kirk Gibson, Joe Carter, Tony Gwynn Sr. and Jr., George Brett, Dan Quisenberry, Brady Anderson, Howard Johnson, Jose Vizcaino and Jack Morris among many others. Thanks guys, it was fun.





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All-Dodger Team

I'm traveling away from LA on a bus. It's an Amtrak bus shuttling me to Bakersfield where a train waits to take me to Oakland. As I stare out the window at the Six Flags nestled amongst all these anonymous burnt-brown hills I have the Dodgers on my mind.

It is sad to see such a storied franchise limping along; playing uninspired baseball; entertaining only the cynical or naive. At the game last night, between Vin Scully impersonations and google-informed hecklings of Jayson Werth, I experienced very real pangs of understanding Dodger significance to both baseball and cultural history. I was mid-pang when the Nationals' Jerry Hairston smoked a grand slam in the top of the ninth putting the game out of reach and cementing my vision of a Dodger freefall from grace.

So, in sympathy with, and total respect for all things Blue, I've compiled my all-Dodger team:

C- Roy Campanella
1B-Steve Garvey
2B-Jack Roosevelt Robinson
3B-The penguin, Ron Cey
SS-Pee Wee Reese
LF-Pedro Guerrero
CF-Duke Snider
RF-Kirk Gibson
LHP-Sandy Koufax
RHP-Orel Hershiser




Trains:



July 23: San Joaquin -- Bakersfield to Oakland (7 hours, 315 miles)

So I was originally scheduled to take the train straight from L.A. to Oakland. Unfortunately I didn't get to the station on time to get my bicycle on board, so I had to come up with a new plan. That plan involved taking a bus for two hours from L.A. to Bakersfield and then catching the train up the San Joaquin Valley to Oakland. This proved very easy to do and I enjoyed the ride through Central California. I like California's trains. They treat their customers well while running often and on time. It seems that California is hip to the train culture and it is reflected by the efficiency and ease with which they transport their riders.


The line itself is interesting for showing off an important, but frequently neglected part of the country. Riding up the center of California's San Joaquin Valley one sees every type of fruit and vegetable imaginable growing in great quantity. Well, not every type, but damn close. This section of California produces an enormous proportion of the food we eat everyday. Yet I saw mostly poverty along the way. Why is it that the people that harvest our food are living in such squalor? Aren't we dependent on them? So what is the cause for this vast inequity? Do we care or don't we know? Can it be changed? Where's John Steinbeck? These are just a few of the questions that raced through my mind as we chugged upstate.





People:



Diana H- A gypsy by heart, Diana loves to travel. She is from Germany and I met her on the train taking us north through the San Joaquin Valley. Diana is a delightful person that was visiting the western U.S. for the first time, but she is no stranger to the America. She spent her mid-teenage years attending high school in Boston. Because of her previous time spent here she has many friends that she enjoys visiting. I enjoying meeting Diana and talking about everything from the Kingdom of Galicia to our favorite foods. I was advised to someday try one her favorites from the homeland, koenigsberger klopse (meatballs and potatoes).








Games:

 

July 24: AT&T Park -- San Francisco, CA


Milwaukee        1
San Francisco   2






This was a heavyweight match-up between two first place teams, National League style. The Giants were the defending world champions and they were taking on the young, powerful Brewers. The game was held on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon and I was anticipating an exciting contest in an old school ballpark.


The Giants' stadium is nearly perfect. I don't like the name, but other than that I can't think of how anybody could change it for the better. I enjoyed every minute of my time there: making my way to the stadium via BART with the masses of Giants fans, approaching the cozy park on foot, taking my hour-long pregame lap around the field through the crowded concourse and out to the jam-packed right field deck overlooking McCovey Cove, sitting amongst all types of fans in the sun-drenched bleachers, and cheering on the Giants with the other 42,261 spectators in attendance.


The young lefty, Madison Bumgarner was on the mound for San Francisco. His job was to stop the prolific Brewer offense led by Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder. Bumgarner, only 21, had a fantastic rookie season, but has stumbled a bit this year. Of course this can be expected from someone that has made it to the majors at such a young age. What is also expected from Bumgarner is that he will make the proper adjustments to utilize the gobs of talent he possesses to not only solidify his slot the Giant rotation, but challenge Tim Lincecum for staff ace. 


He didn't get off to a good start. In the top of the first inning Ryan Braun crushed a 1-0 fastball high into the left-center field stands. This didn't surprise me. I knew how good the Brewers hitters were,  and I expected more runs to come. I was wrong. Bumgarner put it into shut down mode and Milwaukee didn't muster another run the rest of the game. While their pitcher did his job the Giants' offense was able to push runs across the plate in third to tie and the fourth to take the lead. That was all Bumgarner needed. He went into the eighth before giving way to Sergio Romo and, the beard, Brain Wilson.


The place went crazy as Wilson trotted in from the left field bullpen. The eccentric closer has become a darling of media and fan attentions with his long dark beard and colorful personality. Another way to say it is: the man is crazy. Even though there are pitchers out there that throw harder, I wouldn't want to hit against him. I'd be scared shitless, actually. Who knows if he's going to throw a cutter, a four-seamer at my head, or toss up some robot ball? Evidently the Brewers were perplexed by him too. With two strikeouts, Wilson sent them down 1-2-3 in the ninth and the Giants won 2-1.








People:







Lisa, Lora, Shane, and Connor- We sat next to each other in the bleachers at the Giants' game. Lisa and Lora are twins originally from the Chicago area. They each moved to California 20 years ago and had boys (Lisa-Connor; Lora-Shane). Lisa and Connor now live an hour north of San Francisco in the Sonoma valley. Lora and Shane came up from Orange county. Shane's favorite players are Aubrey Huff and Tim Lincecum, "It's a tie." Lisa sat next to me for the majority of the game.  I really enjoyed her company while answering all of her questions about my trip. Like most everybody you meet at a ballgame, she was happy and fun. It was a good time.





Nyki, Matt, Tony, Kyle, Mike, Sam - What a group! None of these lovely people had ever been to a baseball game and I was lucky enough to sit next to them and help them understand a bit about what was occurring on the field at the Giants/Brewers game. Tony is the patriarch and originally from South Africa. Now he lives in Vancouver, BC with Kyle and Sam. Mike and Matt hail from New Zealand, but Matt and Nyki have paired off and reside in London. Got all that? It sure took me awhile. All I knew was that they were all from countries with an English influence and the only bat and ball game they were familiar with was the game of cricket. Although they picked a low-scoring affair for their first game, it couldn't have been in a better place. The home of the defending World Series' champs was buzzing with the excitement of their team's 2-1 triumph over the NL Central's first place team. I sat closest to Matt and Nyki and they were excited to learn as much about the game as I could teach them.  Although at one point I had to convince Matt to try some sunflower seeds, "It's traditional Matt. You sure you don't want some?" I truly enjoyed the experience of seeing the game through a first-timer's eyes. It helped me understand more about why I enjoy baseball so much while meeting some great new people.








After the game I headed straight towards the mission district. In our email exchange Katie had advised me to head there in search of a burrito.





Post:


My Mission in the Mission

Most of what follows is true.

It all started in the "soldiers wanted" section of craigslist. Recently home from two trips: one to the Arctic Circle to wrestle polar bears and the other a failed attempt to replace Carl Crawford in left field for the Tampa Bay Rays, I was seeking an adventure a little more conducive to my laid back demeanor. Voila! Baseball Games, Trains & No Automobiles was hatched. That's where craigslist comes in. I needed a subleaser and found Lieutenant Colonel Eingurt. LTC Eingurt responded to my ad saying she had just finished a seven-year tour of duty down in San Francisco and was looking for a nice place in Portland for her two-month leave. Things were working out nicely.

Craigslist is a wonderful idea that has previously helped me out in 100 ways. Although I use the site frequently I had never explored "soldiers wanted". This is where you voluntarily solicit a favor or favors from a commissioned member of the armed services in exchange for an individual enlistment. I was skeptical at first, but the advantages of this situation for both parties soon became mutually obvious. I was to receive guidance and discipline from an experienced source while she could order me to do whatever she wanted.

Under a Tahitian moon and with soft grey-green eyes that betrayed a stone-set jaw and healthy teeth clenched around the demolished end of her Corona Maduro, LTC Eingurt commanded me to carry out two objectives, both of which have proved enjoyable. The first, a leisurely directive, required me to frequently correspond with her via email under the expectation that the messages would be both humorous and thought-provoking in nature. This would be easy and was in fact a cover for the second objective, which was my true mission.

The Lieutenant Colonel had spent a lot of time in the bay area and my trip was to take me there for two games (Giants and A's). So it seemed reasonable that her order would take place in San Francisco. Scrawled in squid ink she handed down the real objective on a yellowed parchment. I was ordered to stealthily infiltrate San Francisco's Mission district and devour a burrito: "... eat a burrito in the mission.  Not all burrito joints are equal, and everyone has their favorite.You will need to walk into the nearest bar and ask the bartender what their favorite burrito place is and then go there."

I didn't want to draw too much attention to myself, so I began my approach on foot at AT&T Park where I could blend in with the other 41,000 baseball fans. The stadium was over 3 miles away and gave me plenty of time to assess the situation and analyze my best options for advancing upon my target. I approached from the northeast and my path was soon blocked by a group of confused hipsters that believed they were extras in a STYX video. But I persevered and discovered an unguarded pass along 18th street.

Now I was in the thick of it all. The first step was to identify the appropriate bar. I passed a place called the Double Play bar and grille and decided against entering due to its rally-killing connotation, but I was still searching for an establishment that felt serendipitous... BANG! I heard a shot (or a tethered pug yelping for its freedom) ring out and I scrambled for cover. To establish my exact position I poked my head out saw a sign from above:

I heeded the harbinger and descended onto The Phoenix, located adjacently.
Of course Phoenix, AZ is where I began this whole baseball tour of duty so I was encouraged by such obvious foreordination. I slinked in and obtained a position at the bar.  In the guise of ordering a Boddington's I met my compatriot already planted on the inside: Tansy. She informed me that this was a region littered with burritos and that if I wasn't careful I could run into some "bad shit." To accurately direct me she swiftly beckoned for her informer and resident burrito expert, Misael. "El Farolito" with a wink and a whisper were the words I'd come so far to hear. I was assured that Misael's information was clean. He passed me a cocktail napkin map that showed me where I'd be sure to come across El Farolito and fulfill my mission objective. 
Tansy, cleverly avoiding direct eye contact
Misael, blurred to protect his identity


Through the war zone I attempted to blend in with the locals by deftly avoiding the haphazard meanderings of tourists while casually aniticipating the changes of all traffic lights and the automobile drivers unaccustomed to obeying them. It was hell.

Not really, but imagining it as hell was all I could do to sustain my focus and prevent myself from succumbing to the hunger bomb, presumably planted by the hot dog terrorists at the Giant's game, about to go off in my stomach. I saw detached nationals with blood rag eyes, tightly uniformed boys with black girlfriends, liberating armies of cursed females, and packs of dogs ruling the night. Who knows what these strangers were packin'?

To conceal my fear I sung my way along, "El Farolito...Kate's little treato...make me burrito...tast-ee indeedo."

There it was, 24th and Mission. I fell into line with the all the other hungry citizens. Each one called upon after the other to place their order with the man behind the counter, only to be given a number and told to wait. Dozens of starving men and women, with listless eyes and sunken bellies, simply occupied space by swaying back and forth to the tornadic demands of their hunger. Finally, I was called upon to offer my own desire. I cleared my throat, smiled and told the great man, "I have been sent here from a long way away. I was told that you have a burrito for me. Please make me the best one you have." A wry smile emerged on the man's face, "Can you eat...everything?" "Yes, yes I can" I dutifully responded. The man hurriedly scribbled notes onto a pad of paper and passed it to his comrade slaving away behind him. "You!" The man pointed to me, "You are number 40."

I did my best to find a place among the others. Shoulders rubbed and invisibly, under the heavy blanket of social tolerance, tempers flared. Time felt suspended, like an ordained penny from a lovesick teenager dropping into a wishing well. It stretched and yawned like a porpoise head under the warm caress of an equatorial waterfall...

"40! Number 40!"

I had it in my hands. El Farolito's Super Burrito full of rice, beans, cheese, avocado, grilled chicken, sour cream, a hint of salsa and a good helping of fate was now in my hands. I became excited. I had forgotten my surroundings. Without checking I made my way to an unmanned table.  I thought I was alone as I de-foiled the top of my burrito. Then, I heard the sounds of a Mexican guitar that was 5 feet directy behind me. The singing began as I bravely took my first bite. How fantastic it was to be serenaded on this occasion. My mission was complete.

Mission accomplished

*Special thanks to Kate, Tansy, Misael, the lovely inhabitants of San Francisco and Porno For Pyros*


Games:

*July 25: The Coliseum (O.co Coliseum) -- Oakland, CA


Tampa Bay    5
Oakland        7



I'd already seen some really good contests at this point of my tour. I watched the Giants beat San Diego on an extra-inning squeeze play and the Angles' Jered Weaver out duel the Rangers' C.J. Wilson 1-0 in Anaheim. Interestingly, the most exciting game I had yet to see was at the empty Oakland Coliseum between the going-nowhere A's and the stuck-behind-the-Yankees-and-Red Sox Rays.

The reason that this game was so exciting was because I got to take it in with some really great die hard fans sitting to my right. Bob (father), Luke and Matt (sons) were huge A's fans and they weren't afraid to show it. What made this even better was that the A's had to come from behind to win. As the A's mounted their comeback the tidings of team support from these three became stronger, more animated, and all the more contagious. At some point I just couldn't help myself from smiling.

A major part of Bob, Luke and Matt's appeal to me was how their presence contrasted so starkly with the overall feel of the stadium. Nobody was there and it felt like nobody had ever been there. I was alone in the hallways, the first and only one in line for a beer and a dog, and the lone occupant of the men's room. These are all things that I've never experienced at a baseball game. Moneyball anyone? How do the A's make any money? I bought my tickets at the window for $10 and it included a drink!



It's a shame that there weren't more fans in attendance because the A's put on a good show this night. The game was a back and forth affair until the sixth when the Rays took a lead of 5-2, which seemed commanding at the time. The A's bounced back with a run in the bottom of the sixth and were down 5-3 headed into the seventh. That's when the home town team rallied to score three runs. It started with a Hideki Matsui single. Then Josh Willingham followed with a walk and David DeJesus with an RBI single up the middle. Joel Peralta replaced J.P. Howell on the mound for the Rays and got ahead of Conor Jackson 1-2. The 29 year-old journeyman first baseman then hit the biggest shot of the game. He smoked a double, just out of B.J. Upton's reach, off the wall in center field that scored both Willingham and DeJesus.

Bob, Luke and Matt went crazy! I went crazy! The A's had come storming back and taken the lead! I couldn't believe how hard I was pulling for the Oakland A's. I was infected. Strengthened by the bond of family, the hopes and desires of my new friends permeated my being, and I couldn't get it out. On paper I wished desperately for the Rays to catch the Yankees and Red Sox. But tonight I was defenseless against the unabashed and relentless enthusiasms radiating from the upper deck. Go A's!






People:



Matt, Lucas, and Bob- "The people here are the real fans" Matt said to me from the end of the aisle. I thought to myself, "Well I'm glad I'm here." I may not be an A's fan, but I hope that I could include myself in the real fan category. Plus, who the hell wants to hang out with fake fans? The thing is: as big of a fan as I may be, I cannot compare with each of these three, which for me was too easy to see. That is, of course, if your asking me. Bob, Lucas, and Matt as they were known to me, rooted emphatically, emotionally, informatively, and constantly. They cheered for strikes, they even cheered for balls, they groaned at bad plays and loudly booed bad calls.

My first reaction was, "Who 
are these guys?" But I was soon saying to myself, "These guys are awesome."

Lucas told me that there is a big east coast bias in baseball media coverage.  He cited the relatively meager amount of press the Giants received in getting to, and winning, the World Series. He continued picking on the AL East in particular, "See Steve, when you watch this game here it goes: pitch, catcher throws back, pitch. If you watch a Red Sox or Yankees game it goes: pitch, catcher throws back, batter steps out of the box, unhooks his gloves, spit, spit, re-hooks his gloves, spit, digs in, calls time, spit..." They're like baseball royalty out there. I agree with Lucas.


"If you take away the Yankees games our pitching staff is like... walk on water." Bob mentioned this and I thought it was a great example of the type of fans these guys were. Never mind that Oakland was 12 games under .500 and 13 games out of first place. They were proud of the A's having a strong pitching staff, loved the team, and were unabashedly positive. They spoke with enthusiastic reverie about Grant Balfour (even though his name is a poor name for a pitcher), Jemile Weeks, and Andrew Bailey. And they were INTO the game. I remember when Balfour came in and put the Rays down 1-2-3 for the top of the 8th. I will always have the very pleasant memory of Bob shooting out of his chair (in unison with his two sons) at a called third strike to end the inning. Balfour painted the corner and Bob, smiling fantastically and imitating the umpire, was having the time of his life while looking like he was pretending to start a lawn mower. Cheers Bob!